A bit of an asshat. Will tell you he is a Love God but all he has to give is some geriatric moves and loves the term “juicy” when pounding you plus he has a juicy cock. Will refer to women as juicy rather than wet which freaks them out when he goes to eat them- steak is juicy, watermelon is juicy and so are mangoes but you eat them all differently.
Oh God. You having a juicy cock Cristian is a medical condition.
Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.
Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.
by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022
by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020
by Maker of Definition October 27, 2019
The reason to continue smiling. The most beautiful and protective guy you'll ever meet. His eyes are the most deep and beautiful forest you can explore. He is a badass who live the moment, you'll never find Cristian complaining about the past. He is locked in the present and enjoy living it at high limits.
As a person he is the most beautiful, kind, lovable, caring, supportive, protective and VERY calm. He get's so jealous when his love one join the game. He love his family so much and he is a keeper. He looks good with a baby in his arms and everybody knows that he is the Best father. He never leaves you to solve your problems alone and always try to get under your skin, to know you better. He is the best and if you lose him, you'll never find someone better.
As a person he is the most beautiful, kind, lovable, caring, supportive, protective and VERY calm. He get's so jealous when his love one join the game. He love his family so much and he is a keeper. He looks good with a baby in his arms and everybody knows that he is the Best father. He never leaves you to solve your problems alone and always try to get under your skin, to know you better. He is the best and if you lose him, you'll never find someone better.
by Cris27A01tilexa April 15, 2020
by BlackHater3000 November 22, 2021
Cristian is a bitch ass nigga he’s one of the gayest niggas you’ll ever know he will suck your cock on sight if you ask he is one of those guys who loves to eat ass he usually is really bad at games
by Monstercock90000 April 9, 2019
A stupid little Asian cunt who eats ass for a living and will cause u to kill urself after 5 seconds of being near him. He will probably say dumb shit and everybody hates him for it. Nobody loves him.
by Death to many, but not all March 26, 2019