"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.
by Tauralea Swaggs October 20, 2015
Walker's Crisps when eaten by a tubby Daily Mail reader who takes half an hour to finish a single packet.
I'd rather ingest a pineapple rectally than have to listen to Olive munch through another packet of Crawler's Crisps.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
Money, usually new money direct from the bank. A bill that is in circulation can still be crisp lettuce but once is loses that new bill smell it’s just lettuce.
Bro 1. Dude, I just got a stack of crisp lettuce. Do you know what that means?
Bro 2. Titty Bar?
Bro 1. Shit yeah!
Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.
Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.
Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?
Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.
Bro 2. Titty Bar?
Bro 1. Shit yeah!
Stripper 1. Mmmhhhmm girlfriend I had a real good night.
Stripper 2. Yeah sister those two white boys gave me all their crisp lettuce.
Wife 2. You smell like cigarettes, lotion and cheap beer, did you spend all that crisp lettuce at the strip club?
Bro 2. Bro 1. man the secret is out they know we spent all of our lettuce.
by Dbos617 May 22, 2009
When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
by splosion squad September 26, 2009
by Nige December 21, 2004
We'll all wondering wtf is this just bc of fine line right? Well idek but anygays Harry said it so go off bestie period king!!!!
by mayt91 September 24, 2021
by A-mazz-ing February 04, 2017