crimp job

When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube

Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job

by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017

Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

No Crimp Limp

The no crimp limp originated in hip hop culture; when someone would get a new pair of kicks and not want to screw up the toe yet, they would walk without rolling their foot so that they wouldn't "crimp" the toe of the shoe.

He's walkin with the No Crimp Limp.

by Nick Broderick January 2, 2009

Four Way Crimp

The Four Way Crimp is an unprecidented 'extended' crimp( a musical rap-like nonsense poem) performed by Howard Moon, Vince Noir, Naboo and Bollo of The Mighty Boosh in series 3, episode 'The Crimp' when they are challenged to a 'Crimp-off' by impersonators Lance Dior and Harold Boon of The Flighty Zeus.

Vince, Howard, Naboo and Bollo smashed the Flighty Zeus up with their Four Way Crimp!

by megs00 March 25, 2008

Ghetto Crimp

Crimping something in a ghetto way.

Crimped hair in the ghetto.

I had to Ghetto Crimp My bike to get fatter tires in it.

Yo, That girl has Ghetto Crimped Hair.

by GOHO13 May 21, 2010