Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Ice cream sandwiches

Yummy goodness on top of another yummy goodness on top of another..
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Ice cream sandwiches

by anonymous August 14, 2018

Ice Cream Sandwich

getting a tit fuck from an Eskimo

ever heard of an ice cream sandwich...? No..? Retard

Dude i went to Greenland hooked up with this hot ass Eskimo chick and she gave me an ice cream sandwich

by Mr. Virgin May 13, 2019

Ice Cream Sandwich

When two people slather eachother in ice cream, and fuck while it melts in the middle, making an ice cream sandwich

Brandi and Mason got the bed messy when they made an ice cream sandwich.

by Zolman September 21, 2016

cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.

i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!

by 🍝 February 12, 2023

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023