Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

oral creampie

While receiving a blowjob, the alpha male peaks to orgasm - while the male is in the midst of ejaculation, or cumming, the female continues the act of oral sex without removing her lips and/or mouth from the alpha males penis - thus, causing the male to cum inside the females mouth, and possibly down her throat while she is still sucking the males penis.

Man i told her i was about to cum, but she just kept going and going. It felt soo damn good i couldnt tell her to stop. I came all up in her mouth and damn near down her throat. She took it all and swallowed every last drop. I guess she wanted that oral creampie, so i gave it to her gladly!

by Sir BreeZy February 16, 2009

Kamikaze creampie

When you cum in the pussy then kill yourself mid ejaculation so you don't have to take care of the baby.

Girl: Did you just cum in me?
Dude: Whoops *Gunshot*

Girl: He just kamikaze creampied me what a bitch. Good thing I'm on birth control.

by Daldophrius December 3, 2015

creampie suprise

when u dont pull out when the girl is expecting you to do so

Cindy has quadruplets and a granny sag because Trevor gave her a creampie suprise

by ABloodyBrowneye December 24, 2007

Creampie

1. A pie made of creamy cum

2. When you nut in the butt or pussy.

1. I just made a fucking creampie

2. Gave her a cream pie in da pussy and now she pregnant

by Bootyasscheek October 17, 2017

columbian creampie

Like a standard creampie but with a twist... It a requires a room full of cocaine hungry whores and one dirty bastard that has the some (cociaine). He picks a girl, blows a load of cocaine up her using a rolled up piece of paper then has sex with that girl and cums inside her. The other girls in the room then lick the cum from that girl hoping to get some cocaine. Fantastic.

I ran outta coke last night, was in a hotel room with a load of whores and ended up doing a columbian creampie.

by Phil T. and Jim Rim October 18, 2007

Creampie

A verb that describes the act of condomless sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina or anus. The act of not pulling the penis out of the vagina or anus and ejaculating inside. This can always get someone pregnant. So, you should be careful when you creampie someone

Alia: OMG YOU CAME INSIDE ME
Timmy: oh my bad. Sorry for the creampie

Alia: IM GOING TO BE PREGNANT NOW
Timmy: told ya to do anal instead

by Timmy TURNING June 3, 2021