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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader December 9, 2008
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candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.
Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013
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sprinkler crashing

Playing and running through someone else's sprinkler without their permission.
Sprinkler crashing is fun for the kids on a hot day.
by Proclus_Plato August 18, 2019
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Vibe Crashing

When a group or a person has a good vibe, and second group or person interferes, but with a different vibe which is disturbing the vibe of the first, it's called VibeCrashing, because both vibes crash in to each other.

Not cool bro, don't do it!!
How was the party?
Ugh, Jared really crashed the vibe at the party yesterday so I went home early
Oh, sorry to hear about that, no one should be vibe crashing like that....
by DiavUwU December 30, 2019
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spa crashing

being SMART and hot tubbing when you're not supposed to
Me: I'm bored, let's go spa crashing at the Hard Rock
Friend: that's illegal
Me: SILENCE HUMAN
by Diagas March 15, 2022
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National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?
He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day
by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019
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crassing

Constantly looking at your phone while out with friends and/or at a public event, e.g. concert, sporting event, wedding, etc.
The concert was great, but instead of taking time to enjoy the show he had his smart phone out and he was crassing the entire time.
by shebainpdx August 26, 2013
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