Crapper's Delight

Defecation while listening to the Sugar Hill Gang.

After that bean burrito, I had me a little "Crapper's Delight" going on.

by Joe Fist January 13, 2009

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

Crapperfitti

The art and words written inside the walls of a portable toilet. This can include pictures of dragons, people's phone numbers, various offers of sexual favors, key etching sculptures of penises and the like.

Glad the Crapperfitti kept me entertained since I forgot to take my phone into the plastic John

by Penelope parker November 10, 2017

Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.

Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.

by lonestarjr June 12, 2013

waffle crapper

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.

by Daddyman December 3, 2004