crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Crapperdashery

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

Crapperfitti

The art and words written inside the walls of a portable toilet. This can include pictures of dragons, people's phone numbers, various offers of sexual favors, key etching sculptures of penises and the like.

Glad the Crapperfitti kept me entertained since I forgot to take my phone into the plastic John

by Penelope parker November 10, 2017

Holy crappers!!

another byword for the statement Holy shit , What the fuck , what the hey , holy crap ,oh my gulay , or many other expressions that are said in the state of shock, disbelief , stupefied and opprobrious.

Holy Crappers!! That hairy ape that teaches music with itchy bum has 5 toes no wait 7!!

by Unknown foreigner June 28, 2008

Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.

Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.

by lonestarjr June 12, 2013

waffle crapper

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla.

She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it.

by Daddyman December 3, 2004

Crappervention

When your own shit is telling you that you are out of control. Somebody whose shit is so out of control that unbeknownst to them they are walking around with severe shit stains on their pants …..not to be confused with skid marks….these stains are so severe crap is oozing out the back of your pants and can be seen by any unfortunate individual standing or walking behind you. This type of intervention is most common amongst substance abusers and others afflicted with mental diseases that distort ones perceptions of reality. When faced with a Crappervention, the individual frequently responds with steadfast denial and assert they simply need to apply a little deodorant. Realistically they have not bathed, showered, changed their clothes, or wiped their own ass for days! The only cure for this condition is getting one’s shit under control…e.g….sobriety and/or taking medication as prescribed by a licensed physician. Please help spread the word, children of god, if you see shit creeping out of the back of your pants, listen to and trust what your shit is telling you, it is time to stop and park your ass at the nearest rehab facility.

Wife: Ralph you need to pull your shit together.

Ralph: I don’t know what you are talking about there is nothing wrong with me. You are simply looking for faults…picking on me….you ungrateful bitch!!

Wife: Ralph I just went to throw your pants in the wash and there were shit stains bleeding through the butt….OMFG you wore those things to work on Monday I certainly hope your boss and colleagues didn’t notice. Dude I think you just had a Crappervention!

Ralph: No I didn’t …..That is simply a skid mark….you’re so exaggerating bitch!!

by For Real2 July 13, 2011