cactipholiac

Getting off to a cactus

My friend is a cactipholiac.. any time he sees a cactus he gets off to it on spot

by Sircapalot6 January 22, 2021

cactusdogs

best person in the whole wide world would date

"yo are you friends with cactusdogs??"
"hah yea you fucking emo"

by hiyoris runa April 27, 2021

Crazy Cactus Lady

Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/

A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.

Haley is a crazy cactus lady, but doesn't admit it, because she is scared of labels

by john bellingalal November 9, 2017

meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus

Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus

''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''

by madareklaw September 13, 2012

cactus

dead, not functioning

"this bloody washing machine is cactus"

by aenema August 16, 2003

cactus cooler

Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.

Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?

by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008