Cracker-Barreled

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

Cracker-Barreling

To to go Cracker Barrel to eat their chicken and getting violent food poisoning.

Context: 2018 e.coli outbreak in Cracker Barrel left many people to get food poisoning. In most cases, it caused cataclysmic diarrhea.

Hudson prepared weeks in advance to go on his annual cracker-barreling trip.

by snaileyestalks April 26, 2021

Cracker Barrell

An interesting term used to describe everything Scary says and does!

Wow, look at that dude, he is clearly a cracker barrell!

by Mrrrrr. November 2, 2009

Cracker Barrelin’

Fucking some skank that serves breakfast 24/7 at joints like Cracker Barrel and Waffle House.

Cracker Barrelin’ “I’m going out tonight straight Cracker Barrlein’! I need some ass!

by Bigg Wormm March 11, 2019

The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017

crackerbarrelism

believing racism against whites is real, usually believed by racist white kids (usually cisgender-heterosexual)

April: Ken said that racism against white people is real.
Kai: Not the crackerbarrelism-
April: I know right, he’s literally so racist

by deltaxx_ December 3, 2020