One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 20, 2011

Maryland Crabcake

When you are so drunk that you puke in a womans vagina, then proceed to make her girlfriend eat her out.

I cant believe Nick gave Rebecca and Samantha the Maryland Crabcake last night.

by JMoregon January 17, 2007

alabama crabcake

when eating the STD known as crabs from another person's pubic hair.

John decided that, for dessert, he'd have himself some Alabama crabcake.

by Ifixlexus November 9, 2007

extreme dutch oven crabcake

Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.

Dude my girl agreed to an extreme dutch oven crabcake last night

by AnalDestruction98 April 7, 2016