Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.
by Monkdunker August 29, 2003
See coyote ugly.
The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.
The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.
Dude, I had the worst case of coyote elbow after I woke up next to what's-her-name. Have you seen her? What was I thinking?
by Wog October 18, 2004
A situation in which things are extremely fucked up, poorly planned, or chaotic, similar to clusterfuck and FUBAR. Learned this word from University of Wyoming Geophysics Professor Ken Deuker while doing a gravity survey in which things were not planned very well. Apparently the word comes from a time that he saw a female coyote in heat being mounted by two male coyotes on either side, a coyote tripod.
by konamixplate June 28, 2012
adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
when I'm a little drunk I'll hit on a one-bagger.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
by earpuller September 26, 2005
The act of inserting your thumb in a girls anus in an attempt to distract her from the fact you ran out of dick to fuck her with
Johnathan: bro, i heard you and Jessica went at it last night. How was it?
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.
by Medley0575 December 1, 2015
When someone (especially in a business setting) is proposing something at a meeting that’s totally ineffective.
(People at a corporate office were searching for a way to scare off geese that were fouling up the grounds. Rubber coyote decoys were used to try and scare the birds away . . . but it didn't work.)
(People at a corporate office were searching for a way to scare off geese that were fouling up the grounds. Rubber coyote decoys were used to try and scare the birds away . . . but it didn't work.)
“Biff, you and I both know that having employees share computers to cut back on costs is a rubber coyote. It’ll decrease productivity and negatively affect morale.”
by dtm1971 April 23, 2010
Even with a built ls3, ported heads, blower, full exhaust, tune, and 75 shot, Bills ZL1 couldn't fend off non liberal's 2013 5.0 Coyote Mustang.
by Balzdp October 1, 2013