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Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"
He's got a touch of the cowels!
by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011
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simon cowell

by anonymous August 27, 2023
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Cowellitis

Some one who likes Simon Cowell to a creepy degree
Did you hear about Sarah she came down with a bad case of cowellitis
by Mr meatball September 13, 2023
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Simon Cowell

look it’s simon cowell”
i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*
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Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.
by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021
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Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.
Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.
by SoullessEther May 7, 2025
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Simon Cowell

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-
by CLEOELI December 6, 2021
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