The idea that a higher power such as fate, destiny, or a god controls and toys with our lives; It is 'cosmic' because of the universal, all-pervading influence of the higher power, and it is 'irony' for the perceived control of one's own life when in fact no free will exists.
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This word origniated from the Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison
This word origniated from the Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison
"Today, I fell in love 40 times! With just about everyone and everything, I think I have the cosmic horn."
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A temporary condition in which a person feels indiscriminate attraction, possibly sexual, towards an irrational amount of people.
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Get the Cosmic Test Server mug.Cosmic Jew, a Jew with Cosmic powers. He is the result in a unplanned pregancy that a certain mighty being forgot to put on a condom.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Moses: "I am a prophet of god, I will teach you his ways."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
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A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.
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*and they really like tea for some reason...*
*and they really like tea for some reason...*
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