self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

Coopelation

To bale someone up (so they cannot move) and give them a full, literal, tounge lashing, all over the body. You must inflict as much pain as you can, using your tongue only.

My GOD! That chick's getting coopelated!

by Vic May 19, 2004

Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.

Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...

by Annaterasu July 1, 2011

Asterisk (Corrections)

An asterisk is used (*) in terms of correction of when a word is misspelled or mistaken for another. It is placed at the end of the correct word to replace a clearly definable mistake in a sentence.

guy 1: do you're cat even sleep?
guy 2: your*

box: have you ever heard of personifacation?

table: personification*

Asterisk (Corrections)

by bigbooty59 April 24, 2019

Sex Correction

Sex correction, also known as rape correction is a term used by mentally I’ll discord and 4chan users to describe punishing someone for bad behavior by raping them,

Mark: Elementary schools should use sex correction.
Jack: why the fuck aren’t you in prison?

by Kyscola February 25, 2023

Correctional Officer

Correctional Officer: An educated person that has a high school diploma and can spell.

Inmate: Babysiter, befor, coulda' and lier

Correctional Officer: Babysitter, before, could a and liar. You stupid ass!

by Irishnut May 21, 2010

Correctional Officer

A man who can not become a real police officer usually do to being fat and grossly out of shape. They often think the are real Law Enforcement even tho they have no powers to arrest. Over inflated egos and high need to control, this they become adult overrated babysitters in a prison setting. They often get their ass handed to them inside and outside of the prison because of their over inflated ego and lack of skills necessary to defend theirselves.

Look there goes Correctional officer McFat fuck going to get a burger again.

by 3tracks December 1, 2020