Coronavirus

Coronaviruses are a family of hundreds of viruses that can cause fever, respiratory problems, and sometimes gastrointestinal symptoms too. The 2019 novel coronavirus is one of seven members of this family known to infect humans, and the third in the past three decades to jump from animals to humans. Since emerging in China in December, this new coronavirus has caused a global health emergency, sickening almost 100,000 people worldwide, and so far killing more than 3,000. As of March 3, about 100 cases had been reported in the US, and six people have died.
Coronavirus dumb Chineseinvented
by Kayla Roussel March 12, 2020
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Coronavirus

A fucking whore that makes people cough a tiny bit and puts the whole fucking world on quarantine so you can’t hang out with people
Actully fuck coronavirus, I just wanted to go out with friends but now I can’t. She’s such a whore
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Coronavirus

A cough cough that can also be known to some (Donald trump) as the Chinese virus, because a certain Chinese person ate a bat and got the virus, it’s also bad enough to have killed over 100,000 people so far and stopping everyone from doing things they want to do
Guy #1: coughs*

Guy#2: have you got corona?

Guy#1: no but I have Budweiser

Guy#2: no not the beer, the virus, coronavirus

Guy#1: yes

Guy#1 and 2: dies*
by JamHam04 April 26, 2020
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Coronavirus

The Coronavirus is a fucked up disease that causes respiratory issues and/or a dry cough.

Fuck you, COVID-19
*Walks into a party with beers*

"I have Corona!"

*Everyone then proceeds to scream and flee thinking they have Coronavirus*
by DDOM April 30, 2020
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coronavirus

a {virus} that has brought the population status of earth to a stable condition and is reducing pollution>
coronavirus has nourished mother earth
by kiarasri April 13, 2020
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Coronavirus

A DAMN RESPIRATORY ILLNESS. YOU. DONT. NEED. TO. BUY. EXTRA. TOILET. PAPER. ITS. NOT. FOOD. POISONING.
"bro I have coronavirus. You don't need all that toilet paper"
by Random Ass Weirdo May 3, 2020
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Coronavirus

The one where people could not stay home and spread it around the United States. The one where these people caused people there lives, the economy to fall, a lockdown nationwide, and the class of 2020 Seniors to miss their last semester of high school, their last spring sports, their last prom, their walk through the all of the schools, their honors night or yearbook day, and most and worst of all their graduation. So seniors thank you for cutting short their year and not giving them the chance to put this major part of their life behind them and now those memories will all be incomplete.
The coronavirus was the virus that killed thousands of people.
Sam, did you know Mark has the coronavirus and is not in the hospital fighting for his life?
The class of 2020 who had to give up their last semester because of the coronavirus.
by republicans1101 April 2, 2020
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