console fanboy

someone who prefers one make of console over all other and slanders the rest

"dude like the playstation is like TOTALLY the BEST console, nintendo and microsoft suck"
*stabs fanboy*

by Grim d February 14, 2005

console elitist

Someone who doesn't shut the fuck up about console gaming, even when asked to stop. Highly dangerous.

"My friend told won't stop talking about how the PS4 is better than XBOX, even when he KNOWS I'm a PC gamer. He's a Console Elitist and it's beginning to piss me off"

by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017

video game console

A machine used to emulate reality or to escape reality all together. It is the saving grace of the post-modern childhoods, and some adult-hoods.

video game console e. g. (xbox, play station, gameboy, nintendo DS, sega dreamcast, virtual boy, r-zone, game com, gamecube, atari 2600, gamebuino, Nintendo Entertainment System, Wii, sega genesis...)

by CFreezerBurnC April 12, 2014

Console Fanboy

A fanboy who plays only console video games. The only PC games they'll touch are free (and often terrible) ones, such as Gunbound, Runescape, or Kings of Chaos/Outwar.

The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.

Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).

The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.

"My computer can't run Doom 3 but I don't really care because I never liked PC games. But anyways, wait 'til you hear what I did on Gunbound yesterday!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"

by RealGTX June 24, 2005

console killer pc

a gaming pc that is built around the same price as a console with equal or better performance

Norm built a $500 console killer pc that outperforms the ps4 pro

by GTX 1080ti June 8, 2017

consoleplayersh

In guitar hero, A player who's only good at strumming and really bad at tapping. A pcplayersh and a conesoleplayersh are the exact opposite of each other.

Yuri Nator is a consoleplayersh and they are also a furry because they changed their pfp on twitter.

- Normie "What does the "sh" in pcplayersh and consoleplayersh mean?"
-guitar hero elitist "It means Scorehero"

by Arctic Choke A.K.A artichoke December 22, 2019

Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021