Conk 

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

Conk by kianasdudr January 6, 2022

Conk 

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

Conk by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023

Conk 

The act of going to sleep so hard that you will be completely unresponsive and knocked out.

"I'm literally about to conk, it's 4:23 A.M. and I'm so tired."

Conk by Xarcov November 23, 2023

Conk 

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

Conk by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

Conk 

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

Conk by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024

Conk 

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

Conk by minene69_69 March 23, 2024

Conk

A word commonly used by beginner skateboarders as a short slang for concrete. If a skater is trying something new and scary on the concrete. It can also be used to describe scary and daunting experiences.

I think I got my kick flip down, time to hit the conk.

Man asking they girl out was hella scary, that shit was the conk

Conk by StartSayingConkNormaly May 18, 2026