After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.
"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"
by NCarts July 14, 2018
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a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality
Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"
by Psycocat May 1, 2021
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Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.
" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)
by Pincetti June 9, 2021
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Something filled with confetti/or confetti like thing.

What else are you gonna call a piñata filled with confetti? confetti-brimming? Nah, i dont think so.
But if you ever even use this word in a real life conversation give your self a pat on your back and think of all the other people who said the same thing, and all the other people who lived and died without ever saying it. Maybe this world wouldve been a better place had I not reminded you of this fact.. maybe not.
Hey that bucket of vomit looks confetti-full
How do you like your corpses?

I like' em confetti filled, yee fucking haw
by dkwbdeeznutz September 20, 2023
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When the brains of a person is ruptured and rains down like confetti.
1) After the Patriots victory in Super Bowl XLIX, some Seahawks fans celebrated with brain confetti.
2) reporter: "Tom, I'm standing here at the scene of a very violent car crash. One of the drivers didn't make it as brain confetti started to pour down. Tom, back to you."
by Metal munchies February 19, 2015
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euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.
Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."
by SacredAggressionFree May 7, 2018
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An explosive Shart rich in texture. This happens to people with hi-fiber diets. Bonus for identifiable matter I.E. corn, peanuts, carrots, peas, rubber bands etc.
During my juicing cleanse I Sharted in the shower spraying the wall with Ass-confetti. My wife couldn't understand why there was corn in the drain.
by Nixtime March 24, 2017
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