Concealed Cowgirl

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!

To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.

by Sharktopus Pie May 23, 2011

Conchi

Conchi is a latin woman who will catch your eye in a crowd. She’s a beauty like you’ve never known beauty before. Her thick hair, her deap brown eyes and her Latin curves turn heads everywhere she goes.

Conchi is the kindest friend you can have. She loves you with all her heart and she gives you all she has . Everybody wants to be Conchis friend
If you know a Conchi you should hold on to her and take good care of her. As she gives so much of herself to others, remember to give back to her.

And should you be so lucky as to marry a Conchi- you got the best! Remember to give her backrubs and footmassages regularly

Did you see the new girl in town Conchi?? She’s the sweetest , I wish she was my friend

by mamalama January 18, 2019

magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.

Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.

by Arthur October 17, 2004

Conphased

Confused+Phase
1. adj. When one goes through a phase of confusion, usually resulting in a state of enlightenment and open-mindedness.

2. v. To put something through a state of confusion.

1. The boy, though conphased, began to write down amazing poetry and lyricism.

2. John conphased his opponent and then decided to steal his money.

by TomEd August 28, 2006

concar

Nickname for the most badass motherfucker on the planet. Legend has it that he pulled out King Arthur's sword and used it to shave his sweet man chops. Don't fuck with Concar. Also see "Connor Doherty".

I was gunna fight that guy, but when he showed up with Concar, I shit my pants.

by Concar89 July 17, 2014

Conch Fart

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

by Sparty911 June 27, 2018

Cardovian Conclave

The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.

The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008