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Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.
She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.
by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016
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compassionless

A word to describe a person or people that greedy and selfish. They lack empathy for people in need or for people that have gone out of their way to provide the best care for these snobs.
Guy 1: See that guy over there in the restaurant. He is such a compassionless dick to the waitress. She went out of her way to make sure his order was right, refilled his drinks promptly, made sure the table was clean for him, double checked the order making sure all the specific requests for the food was done right, she was genuinely nice person, and he didn't even leave her a penny for a tip.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy is a fucking compassionless dick.
by superbipolar420 June 25, 2016
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COMPASSIONSHIP

WHEN A HOOD HO OR NIGGA NEEDS COMFORT THEY FIND A MOTHERFUCKA WITH COMPASSION FOR THERE HOOD WAYS AND CUDDLE AND SHIT
I need a bitch who can give me some comoassionship G.

BITCH im telling you he a hood nigga with compassionship he a keeper.
by Companionship May 8, 2018
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Compass punch

The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).
*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*

E.R Nurse: "What happened"

Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"

E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"
by TheActualSlimShady April 12, 2016
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immoral compass

The means by which some people are guided to do the wrong and unethical thing when no one is watching in most circumstances.
While healing in the hospital with a broken jaw, Ron thought about how he could restrain his immoral compass after a night where he stole cash and weed from Chuck while he was making out with Diane; told Diane that Chuck had herpes after he left the party; and then crept into Chuck's car to sleep afterwards only to wake to Chuck's spinning backfist.
by von groovy June 11, 2017
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Political compass

The political compass is a political defining square, with four quadrants, with a questionnaire to identify you. As the political spectrum was quite unreflective of a lot of factors, they added a y/social axis to the current x/economic axis. A great example of why this is better than the plain old spectrum is France’s National front. It is often dubbed as “the far right party of France”, however, a lot of its economic policies are further left than the socialist party, so, it would give a lot more context to its beliefs. Authoritarianism tends to believe in government control, while libertarianism tends to believe in less government. Economic left tends to believe in spending more money and being open to progression, while conservatism tends to believe in cutting spending, and taking a cautious approach to progression. This has resulted in left wingers believing in equality and conservatism believing in hierarchy.
Where are you on the political compass?
by blah_blah-blah_ June 2, 2022
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The Golden Compass

Noun:

1. The first book in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman.

2. An object of the same name or alethiometer (literally Truth-Measure) within said book. It is used by Lyra (the protaganist) to find truth and meaning throughout her journey. It resembeles a large golden-colored pocketwatch with three knobs on it's rim. It opens to reveal an ornate circle with 36 distinct symbols at it's edge with three large hands and one small hand which move around it. Each symbol has a series of meanings which, when held in one's mind may pose as a question or an answer. The big hands move to form your question with the knobs and the little hand moves to give the answer.
Very like a clock, or a compass, for there were hands pointing to places around the dial, but instead of the hours or the points of the compass there were several little pictures, each of them painted with the finest and slenderest sable brush.

- Extract from The Golden Compass (aka Northern Lights)
by Tokos alethia December 23, 2011
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