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Alternative Lifestyle Companion

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The politically correct way of saying fag hag or fruit fly.
Girl 1: "Oh, SQUEE! Look at those two guys kissing!"
Girl 2: "You, my friend, are certifiably an obsessed alternative lifestyle companion.'
by MightyMaeve August 28, 2008
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male companion

Angelina & Brad more than a boyfriend but not a husband, he is often referred to as her male companion.
by mamarichey November 12, 2012
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boon companion

a makeshift friend that you get placed in the same crummy situation with.
the people you talk to while in line at the airport are your boon companions.
the boyfriends of a bunch of girls who are all friends become boon companions.
by shanooligan February 19, 2007
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Sugar Companion

An individual providing financial support to someone in the same age cohort, in exchange for sex (or commonly, a relationship).

Contrast with sugar daddy or sugar mommy, where the wealthier individual is also significantly older.
by Russell's Cosmic Teapot August 11, 2013
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eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear
now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007
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The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018
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boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people
"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"
by BwareDaBrazilian May 15, 2006
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