Commuter Vehicle

An automobile not up to most people's quality standards. Usually covered in rust.

Hey Kev, nice commuter vehicle!

by DJ_Chardonnay December 14, 2020

Commuter Cooter

Some suburban stay at home wife pussy

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves

by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024

Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.

Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute

by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023

commuticate

The act of talking to the person in the car adjacent while driving.

I was driving home from work and I noticed the car next to me left his gas cap open so I opened my window in hopes to commuticate the issue to them.

by poopypants123 March 17, 2009

Commutative wealth

1)To have so much wealth that nothing is out of reach. You can earn money simply through interest alone. Whether you work or not your wealth will grow unhindered.

2) endless money

example: Bob is a trillionaire he has commutative wealth, his interest alone is making him billions a year.

by Deuswrath March 29, 2022

Belgian Commuter Train

A sexual encounter where 12 German men rail your wife, while you masturbate from the closet, covered in chocolate (cause Germans).

Grüben: Yah, so what do this weekend, Yan?

Yan: Oh you know, we just stayed in and ordered the Belgian Commuter Train. My wife really rode them to pleasure town, one by one!

by Ol Toofless Crack-Ho October 16, 2022

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025