Boner Collector

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.

That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.

by The Dr B March 31, 2007

dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

by Symone Loki August 3, 2006

pic collector

man who pretends to be a woman in order to get pics from other straight men who post personals.

I am tired of all these fucking pic collectors messaging me on CL.

by velvetcacoon631 August 4, 2007

turd collector

A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.

This guy is such a turd collector.

by lobsterroll13 October 19, 2010

tattoo collector

An enthusiastic aficionado, a tattoo collector is a person who sees their ink not just as individual pieces but rather as a curated collection. They seek ink from specific, carefully chosen artists, using their skin and the artists' work to build a library of body art that is meaningful and significant, potentially even beyond the collector's own appreciation.

Some collectors gain reputations and followings in social media and the convention circuit, and can wield tremendous influence within the community. Anecdotal evidence suggests comments or reviews from certain collectors can make or break an artist's career.

Further anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a far lower douchebag quotient among the collector segment than one might expect, but there's definitely some out there.

Dude1: I met this chick at the party last night, she's totally a tattoo collector.

Dude2: Tattoo collector?

Dude1: Yeah, she collects tattoos.

Dude2: That sounds creepy as shit! With what, a knife?!

Dude1: No, dumbshit, she collects tattoos from famous tattoo artists...she goes to conventions and shit to meet all the famous ones, and gets them to do tattoos on her. She only goes to the like A-list shops and stuff, and like books appointments way in advance with the serious pros. She had like a JK5, a Bert Krak, a Doug Hardy, you know. Famous dudes.

Dude2: Famous? I never heard of that shit.

Dude1: Me neither. I looked 'em up on the internet. But they're like tattoo famous, whatever.

Dude2: Cool. You hit that shit?

Dude1: Not yet, bro. But soon.

by ObserveAndReport November 12, 2013

Collested

When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.

"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."

by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013

moth collector

Noun

One who collects moths as a hobby, or as a profession.

"That moth collector was picking the moths off MY screen door, so I had to go out there and beat him with one of those rubber sticks that separate people's groceries at the register.

by The Earl of Sandwich January 1, 2009