A midget oaf with Justin Bieber hair. A typical Colby would play with his hair all day until it looks like J biebs. Some may say that this is unusual, but many Colbys beg to differ. A Colby typically plays baseball. His hair flows out of it like water out of a fountain. Most Colby's want to be african- american.
by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011
Colby fucked me up last night🍆🍆
by OooooooOooOOoOOOOFFFfFfffF December 25, 2017
A male person of tiny physique, that needs to hit a gym sometime. Also this person is known for having an unusally tiny penis.
HAHA!!! Look at that colby! He really needs to work out...
Oh my gosh, you Colby!, is that all there is?!?
Oh my gosh, you Colby!, is that all there is?!?
by THEDUDENESS February 4, 2010
An embarrassment of a man, with a rather long head. The shape of his head is that of a extremely long eggplant, much like the person who downvotes this. He breaths through his mouth because his stink is to unbearable to inhale through the nose. His friends ar- nvm Colby has no friends.
by Jacob Tucker June 30, 2020
by Nicky p bru September 5, 2017
Colby is a super chill and funny guy, he is a fucking gangster so watch out, he can and will get all the bitches, he hates teacher *miss Williamson*, he as a YouTube channel with 46 subs so go sub (WhiteBoyy), boy this guy even drives a race car holy shit, he loves Dr Pepper, and he doesn't fuck with anything spicy, this guy once....... did shit he is a fucking loser JKJK this guy is a baller, on the court you will easily mistake him for Kobe Bryant, ya this is not Colby so don't thing that, PCE
by WhiteBoyy9 November 2, 2016
A Colby is someone who pretends to do drugs or pretends to violate the law in order to act "cool". Colby is a term like Karen, a stereotypical character. A Colby might also where certain clothing and act a certain way to reinforce his idea of what makes someone "cool". A Colby would usually share untruthful rumors about himself doing drugs, etc with classmates and/or on social media.
"Did you see Andrew's story last night? He was talking about how he stole a six pack of beer and was going o buy some weed soon. What a COLBY!"
by random educator January 7, 2021