chock

A person who is annoying, always getting in the way, holding things up, or just plain stupid.

Comes from the dictionary definition of the word that is a block that you put under wheels to stop them from moving on cars or airplanes.

Can be used as a noun (you are a chock) or a verb (to chock)

Come on, stop being such a chock, we need to leave now!

Jimmy really chocked us last night when we wanted to go to the movie and he wasn't ready

by Dandys September 14, 2009

chocking the chicken

when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken

like now i am chocking the chicken

by jonny jupersonn November 15, 2010

chocken

A chocolate chicken, though they are now creatures on earth with like potatoes and live in tents.

The Chocken came to Earth ont heir bikes.

by Katy Lombardi October 4, 2005

Chock

To choke on a guy's cock while giving a blowjob.

Man, she was going so fast that I think I heard her chock!

by ehehehehehehe December 14, 2006

chocker

A word used to describe the state of ones mind.

This traffic jam is stressing me out . I've just about had enough . I'm chocker with it.

by feewee January 28, 2009

Chockerblock

Chockerblock (chŏk'ə-blŏk') A busy place with a high proportion of chockers. Popular places include Liverpool Krazyhouse and Jillys Rockworld Friday all nighter in Manchester.

Chocker (chŏk'ə) A chav with aspirations to be a rocker. They generally dress chav but frequent rock clubs looking half chav and half rock or goth. Often the male chockers will mock full rockers/goths e.g. "Eh ah you look like dat Marilyn Mansun innit". The female chockers refuse to cop off with full rockers/goths as they still have some internal prejudices.

"Jillys rockworld was chockerblock on Friday"

by enigmacrypt April 12, 2009

Coock

Is a cook that uses cocks in their cooking.

I work as a coock for a living.

by Sealed_Lips December 19, 2012