cockward

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.

Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.

by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015

cockward

When you're sitting in bed after sex and the room is really awkward cuz you don't know what to say.

*thinks to self* This is a little cockward.

by BloodPixelZ July 13, 2016

Cockward

The means of making situations awkward by use of the male genitals.

Bro, why are you always making shit cockward!? Put your dick away already jonny.

by tcf00 November 30, 2016

Cockward

You thought he or she is really nice but turns out to be a cock. He is not awkward and she or he that thinks so is just plain old weird iimbeciles and f****** CRAZY. Even he or she who friends with this person doesn't know his actually life.

I first thought Jacob was nice and awkward but it turned out it was just me. He was just cockward.

by Megan zanderson May 22, 2017

Cockward

A word used to to describe situations that are awkward but with a sexual undertone.

Jim's wife made fun of his performance in bed in front of the neighbors... Wow that was cockward.

by woolfinator August 22, 2017

Cockward

When she goes down and meets yo dick for da first time while her mascara smeared eyes make that awkward eye contact with you. But because of her daddy issues she yanks her own head down to give you the head that is Cockward - but you dig it anyway.

Bro things got cockward last night - after I mushroom stamped my new girl she went belly up and took my worm for the first time. I mean she’s cool and all but that cockward lazy eye she gave me was a boner killer.

by CockwRd April 23, 2020

Cocktard

An unsavoury person who is both a cock(arrogant, conceited) but also expresses educationally subnormal views.

Cock: "Wow he's gay and plays chess!? Retard!"
Everyone else: On the contrary, you cocktard.

by Mr_Brightside March 3, 2021