Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him

I love giving Cocktopuses

by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010

cockstiphobic

mean a phobia to penis

John is cockstiphobic, he cant hang out with his friends.

by Teacher10010 October 21, 2011

Cockstocker

A man who creeps around the men's room looking for cock.

Man this place is full of cockstockers but he is the creepiest one I've ever seen.

by Voniter September 22, 2016

Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.

"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"

by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017

cockstepping

When the number of people working on a project, or within an area exceeds the point of diminishing returns - Instead of being productive, you're just getting in the way.

Why are there 8 chefs on duty? We only need 2-3, the rest of us are just cockstepping.

by jazyav September 7, 2018

Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.

oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!

by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019

Cocktopology

The direction of the skin and muscles on a cock.

He whipped it out and I’ve never seen something so veiny, his cocktopology was impressive.

by Cocktopology December 19, 2020