cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

cockstain

An ancom (anachist communist) who thinks the word "cockstain" is a good insult.

Huehuehue, ancaps are such cockstains

by Johan Kepler October 8, 2016

cockslanging

When one whips there cock around while urinating, causing urine to spread everywhere

“Yesterday I was cockslanging and some piss went in my mouth”

by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017

Codesplaining

To be Nick Bo and type too much about the code without showing what the code does. This is being too studious and dumb.

"Nick bo, you need to stop codesplaining and let the code do the work."

by rangabanga69 May 25, 2022

Jocksplaining

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.

"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*

by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022

cockslangdong

The middle between cock and dong is slang. If you slang it you bang it. ¿Por que? Because you can.

Damn that boy is a hell of a cockslangdong. Cauch-sla-ngu-dong

by Cockslangdong creator June 18, 2022

Cockswain

A big dicked mother fucker that runs a ship or boat crew. He is in charge of every thing on the ship and the surrounding sea. Once on land, he WILL fuck your girl

Oh no, here comes the cockswain. I know man, he pounded my girl in port last week. Let’s go somewhere else.

by Dankone July 12, 2022