cockmonch

1. A common phrase in the Southern Maryland area used to describe one who acks oddly and does things that are irrational and to no immediatly beneficial effect whatsoever, and in some cases may be so detrimental that the act causes harm or injury to the one who preformed it or in extreme cases injury or death to those around that person.

2. An utter unmittigated yahoo

Shut Up you cockmonch!

Callete, tu cockmonch!

by Candy Snax February 26, 2006

cockmuncher

A male chicken

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.

by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009

cockmachine

One who:

(a) is a complete asshole, deserving nothing other than a dick in the face; an utter douch bag

or

(b) a whore

(a) Dude, Steve totally fucked my g/f - what a FUCKIN' cockmachine...

(b) You'll totally get some outta Mary. She's like, the biggest cockmachine I know.

by DeezNuts19 December 24, 2006

cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.

"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"

by TheGreatJamal April 9, 2010

cockmunchie

To have the munchies but also want to suck dick.

Stolid over here has the cockmunchies for Bob.

by Darude_Jetstorm August 13, 2016

cockmuncheronionring

cockmuncheronionring is also known as a gwilym named connor

oh look that boi is a cockmuncheronionring

by cockmuncheronionring February 7, 2017

cockmuncher

a person who's is definitively named Elijah who constantly devours the male genitalia nigga

hey elijah you cockmuncher

by iamtherealcockmuncher December 25, 2021