cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

by NateSharrock December 10, 2008

Original Cock Monster

Somebody who is a true, grade 'A' dickhead. This is the type of person that'll ruin your day if you even look at them. You usually see these types of people bitching and complaining about actions people have done to them throughout the day.

Original Cock Monster - "Oh my goodness! Yet again Eric has to go ahead and ruin my day. He throws paper balls at me and everything! I don't even want to go near him!"

Friend of OCM - "Goodness dude! Stop being such an original cock monster, you're just as bad as Eric is!"

by Seiko The Neko May 1, 2015

warholstering cockmongerer

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.

Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

by top hat September 7, 2008

Cockholster

A womens mouth.

Melissa has a nice Cockholster.

by Sharonn Peters June 13, 2004

Cock Monster Truck

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

by The M Theory February 2, 2010

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmonger

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.

TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"

by pet-selkie March 18, 2011