Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

couch potato warrior

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.

Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.

by Guido1 May 31, 2009

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 15, 2020

cooch pearl

The product of grains of sand being embedded in the vagina for a long period of time formed naturally like a real pearl would form in a clam. A real sign of maturity in women.

Most women arn't ready to drop their cooch pearl until their mid 20s or 30s.

by Frenchie619 January 19, 2007

couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.

"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."

by Laydel12 November 25, 2011

Couch Party

Quickly becoming a popular trend with youth today, particularly in southen California, couch parties are a type of party. These couch parties (occasionally called sofa parties) are organized one or two days, sometimes only hours before the event is to take place. This is due to the nature of the party.

Couch parties occur when youths see a couch that is to be thrown out, waiting on the street to be picked up by the sanitation department. They take said couch to a public place to hold a party at midnight. Such places may be a nearby park, the beach, the parkinglot of a local shopping center, the only requirement is that the place is filled with people during the day, but empty at midnight.

After the party, the couch is left to be disposed of by the city.

-"Hey man, did you hear about the couch party this friday?"
-"yeah, but I'm not sure if I can go, are you going to be there?"
-"probably"

by Lee Cody November 15, 2005

Couch potatriot

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato

Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.

by Dnttrdonme April 10, 2020