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Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.
Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.
by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021
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spider coom

Just some good spider coom in my drink to thicken it up
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny
Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-
by I like soap69 November 12, 2022
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ace coom boom

OG slang for brutha, homie, or roll dog ; the equivalent of a white person's long-time friend.
My ace coom boom is down for whateva.
by Demarcus January 7, 2006
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Cancel Coom Ceptember

The bootleg version of No Nut November, for the people who need an incentive to stop masturbating.
Hey Geff, i'm going to take the Cancel Coom Ceptember challenge so that i can give my benis a break
by NiggerTrigger420 May 26, 2020
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OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass
by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021
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Coom Baiter

Jleeh
She has a revealing outfit in her profile picture. What a coom baiter.
by JleehIsACoomBaiter June 25, 2020
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