by William Snell December 14, 2007
A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.
Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)
Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)
It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)
Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!
Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!
by Dani Johnson December 01, 2007
A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.
"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."
"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."
"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."
by kamikaze762x39 June 19, 2007
Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.
"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"
by Fudge911 December 10, 2009
Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.
by NYCman530 March 18, 2010
by USAF Cadet July 23, 2021
An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.
When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.
by Andy Rozo November 29, 2005