cluster fuck

a chocolate bar full of peanuts and fuck

Mike loves cluster fucks.

by William Snell January 5, 2008

cluster fucks

A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.

Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)

It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)

Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!

by Dani Johnson December 29, 2007

cluster fuck

A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.

"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."

"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."

by kamikaze762x39 July 16, 2007

cluster fuck

Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.

"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"

by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Cluster fuck

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.

"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"

by NYCman530 March 18, 2010

cluster-fuck

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

cluster fuck

An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.

When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.

by Andy Rozo December 28, 2005