suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.

Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis

by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011

Courage The Cowardly Dog

A very cowardly dog with an ironic yet funny name. And watch the show you dipshits.

Have you heard of Courage The Cowardly Dog?
Fuck No.
Kill yourself you uncultured swine.

by I don't know what this word me November 8, 2018

clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

by who dat January 8, 2005

Courage

Courage is the story in which a strict philosophy teacher gives his class a difficult final exam for which they are given several sheets of paper to answer the question "what is courage?". While all the students begin to write, one student picks up their paper, walks to the front of the room, slams it on the teacher's desk and says "this is." before leaving the room. The student got the only 100 in the class.

Man, it took James some wicked courage to say that to the teacher's face!

by SheildMaiden May 6, 2011

Screw your courage to the sticking place

Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.

Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.

by Illegalkitty January 22, 2017

Dutch Courage

Alcohol induced self-confidence, the beverage in question was gin, or genever (juniper), the main ingredient.

I think I need some Dutch Courage to ask this hot chick out tomorrow night.

by brockhoward September 27, 2011

Courage Wolf

Similar concept as to advice dog, but much better.

Wow, Courage Wolf is a lot more inspirational than Advice Dog!

by CodyS!!!! January 8, 2009