Claustrohobic

Fear of being in closed spaces with bad bitches

Roll down the window, I'm getting Claustrohobic back here.

by BigDickBillings February 22, 2019

Clawstrophobic

If someone calls you a pussy for drinking White Claws instead of beer they are “claustrophobic” (not to be confused with claustrophobic.)

Geez Chad stop being so clawstrophobic, let me enjoy my White Claws in peace.

by D_leps & Debnasty August 28, 2019

Clawstrophobic

Extremely averse to the spiked seltzer revolution. White Claw, Truly, Press, and others as the list goes on.

Gimme an IPA, I’m clawstrophobic and don’t drink that shit like bitches do.

by deiseljuveeee October 11, 2019

Claustrophobia

The fear of Santa Claus

Dylan: pardon my friend he suffers from tight-space-phobia.
Dewey: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
Dylan: YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?!?!

by EFJ December 14, 2020

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia is the fear of Small or confined spaces.
One thing to remember is to not lock a friend inside a small space or, I'm sorry.

'Have you heard of Claustrophobia?'

by JustSahana May 20, 2021

Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.

Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

by Mothmaker December 5, 2012

anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration

Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"

by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017