ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

by samsfat June 8, 2011

to pull a Clark Kent

Being with friends or in a meeting and suddenly disappearing without logical explanation or excuse ...

to pull a Clark Kent

A) Boy, Andrew was in such a rush this morning. Where did he go anyway?
B) You know Andrew, sneaky as always
A) He really pulled a Clark Kent on us, didn't he ?
B) Yes, Rupert he did

by Dato Macabee 1982 November 10, 2009

jeremy clarkson'd

To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.

Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.

The polar opposite of James May's driving style.

Guy: Why are you shaking?

Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.

Guy: Nice!

by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011

Clark High School

A school that you can’t decide if it’s ghetto or not. Perfect for the nearest white heterosexual male that dresses in only off white, bape and supreme. Go into the bathroom to find one of these specimens ripping the closest juul. There will be at least 6 different people in a class that could sell you drugs. You will also see that most clark kids are good friends with upperclassmen at plano sr. and consistently party. Here you will find diverse ethnicity’s therefore you can’t stereotype clark by race. Either way you won’t see the same person twice in the hall

“These white girls who go to clark high school hard core tweaked at dylans party last weekend”

by Haha what February 26, 2019

richard clarkson

Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.

"They gave her a richard clarkson"

"What a richard clarkson"

"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"

by funnyman23 September 23, 2009

Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009

jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.

by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015