Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
by jb279 March 6, 2009

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 7, 2007

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.
by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008

by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015

a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad
by CockWild November 25, 2009

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.
"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC
by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
