New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents

She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake

by jb279 March 6, 2009

New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.

"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"

by Giddy55 February 7, 2007

Baby Clam Bake

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.

June, a very sick man, went to the playground to experience a baby clam bake.

by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.

I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.

by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015

Boston Baked Clam

a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad

Jane was giving Bill a boston baked clam last night when he farted.

by CockWild November 25, 2009

clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.

I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.

by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009

Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.

"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC

by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016