chucking bread

the act of stroking yourself in a pleasant matter.

Aw breeaatt my mom walked in on me when i was chucking bread.

Chucking bread is one of my favorite hobbies I engage in 3 to 9 times a day.

by shlomo beyer February 21, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

Chucking Bush

when you catch ten wild slum rats, kill seven of them and claim they were stolen, file a report to your local government, they start an investigation and in the end give you 12 rats while you have, in the mean time sent the remaining three rats to your step brother in the caman islands where he can gain a rat tax from the gladiator arena for rat packs. in the end you come out of the situation dead in a ditch south of chicago from the men who were eventually acused of stealing your rats in the first place.

jesus piss that toilet kid was sure Chucking Bush last week!

by ratdavis123$$$billz June 6, 2011

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Chucknology

The study of Chuck Norris.

Chucknology should be taught to children worldwide.

by The Master E March 3, 2009

Wood Chucking

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.

Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!

by trollwarsclub April 26, 2017

Chuchunky

Usually used to describe a male who is too skinny to be fat and to fat to be skinny and is way sexier than average.In other words a really cute chunky guy

OMG! that guy is so cute and chuchunky.

Chuchunky guys give the best hugs.

by LizzyBambi December 4, 2007