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Chuck Shaw

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Chuck Shaw (pronounced Ceee-Shaw, sort of like a Seesaw, and not like Nigk, pronounced like nig, (pause) the "Ck"sound).

Cee-Shaw is your typical Steelers fan- dejected, sad, pitiful, lonely, still holding on to the glory days- you know the type..., Anyways Cee-Shaw mostly is a giggler, chuckler, but sometimes laughs the Muttley Laugh. Cee-Shaw is not related to Ceelo Greene, but is just as gangsta. Cee-Shaw doesn't always use his sick-nasty accounting skills, but when he does, he drinks Dos Equis. Cee-Shaw, when not being a legitimate bad ass will sometimes go by Chuck, Chuggles, or ChuckMcChuckster. When being Chuck, he will walk right past you while your studying and give you the three finger "hey" sign, but he stays silent. Chuck formally had the Guinness Book of World record for the squeakiest shoes in our solar system, but he traded them in for some new sweet kicks. When you hear a squeak that you can't explain, it is probably Chuck getting his squeak on with his old squeaky shoes. Chuck is also from the good old state of TreeHuggerLand, AKA Oregon. When he was seven years old he graduated from college and is now the youngest member of the coolest law school study group on the planet (also a Guinness record). When not being clever, or witty, chuck tries to make urban dictionary definitions that ultimately super lame compared to this one. Oh snap.
How much wood, would a wood Chuck Shaw Chuck, if a Wood Chuck could Chuck wood? Chuck would Chuck, as much wood, as a wood Chuck could chuck would.

Have you been to GranolaLand? Yes it was very Chuck Shaw.

Do you enjoy drinking a tall glass of Chuck Shaw? No.

How do you make a Chuck Shaw Laugh? Shit.
by TheGreatRedJarens October 15, 2013
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chuck steinberg

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one of the main characters in the netflix film “Scary Storied to Tell in the Dark.” Younger brother of Ruth Steinberg, best friend of Stella Nicholls, friend of Ramón Morales, and definitely Auggie Hilderbrandts lover. (you cant change my mind.)
person 1: omgg, i ship chuck steinberg and auggie so much!
person 2: yeah, they’re gay asf
by mentally.ill.gay March 26, 2022
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A group of certified fucking beauties, who attend Colony High School. They also are your Auntie's favorite group of boys. They dominate every sport in the state as well as Fortnite, taking nonstop Ws in everything. You can catch them wheeling just about every babe. The Cuck's ALWAYS do everything FTC (For The Cuck's) and always respect
Mitch, Sullivan, JuJu, Kyle, Trace, Max, Noah, Zane, Eric, Brett, Jack and Josh - THE CUCK'S
by kdearborn May 29, 2018
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Check's in the mail

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When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."
"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."
by quietbanana October 6, 2022
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When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
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Chuck a Sickie

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When someone takes the day of school/work, claiming "Sickness" when they are not sick.
Mostly used by Australian Students who have a test or assignment due.
Teacher: Philip?
Philip: Here
Teacher: Jack
*silence
Philip: He decided to chuck a sickie, Sir.
by #TrustEngineers August 6, 2018
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