When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and peopleChristmas tree bully you for this.
A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.
1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.
2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.