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Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.
The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.
by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
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chrislaine

Chrislaine is a sexy, smart independent women.
All boys follow her around because of her body.

SHE HAS A BIG BOOTY OR BOOBS

she will make you feel loved and appreciated

She will never cheat on you, loyal asf
DAMNNN CHRISLAINE IS FINE ASF
by HDHSOSHEBDJ January 28, 2017
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Risen Christ Catholic School

Rccs is the most shit "catholic" school you’ll ever attend. Simply a school, grades K-8th where you learn nothing, some racist workers there that don’t give a damn, kids are mad annoying, lunch gets nastier every year, they let complete idiots graduate 8th grade, and lots of f boys and thots starting new drama each day.

It’s a "Spanish immersion school" but really the only things "Spanish" about the school is the lousy ass Hispanic girls in middle school that hang out in the bathroom, when the teachers try to speak Spanish, and the nasty quesadillas we had for lunch. Trust me pal, you don’t wanna go there.
Kris: Hey Joe did you hear about the school Risen Christ Catholic School?

Joe: Aw yeah I heard it sucks.

Edward: Maya didn’t you go to Risen Christ Catholic School?

Maya: Yes I did.

Edward: how was it?

Maya: Why don’t you ask my therapist Carol.
by UglyTikToker May 13, 2020
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Fuckening Of Christ

An event or a period of time where something will go/goes horrifically wrong, or if complete chaos occurs. Used to describe tragic or terrible situations of any kind.
"It's the Fuckening of Christ!"

"That time Jeremy smashed his car into the gas line and started a whole wildfire was probably the Fuckening of Christ."

"It's gonna be the Fuckening of Christ when she hears about this.."
by binkazoid May 16, 2019
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christalle

Is a very smart and unique girl who is friendly with everyone and defends her friends if she has to
Christalle is very protective of her friends
by Hsshsj238 November 28, 2017
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Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Reinstated Preferred name for Mormons as of October 2018.
Person 1: Hey... You're a Mormon!
Person 2: *Sigh* No... We are Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
by FungusHughMungus October 29, 2018
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Jesus Christ on a bicycle

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
by CobyPryant March 30, 2007
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