Craptastic

When an event occurs making the situation fantastic for one person and bad for the other.

We had a real Craptastic situation on our hands.
I finished,she didn't.

by thatkidanthony January 13, 2009

Chestastic

A big ass Pair O' Titties!!!!!

Damn, Those titties were just chestastic!

by Larry Mcgriegor April 5, 2008

Chopstickable

Chopstickable - this is when something can be picked up with chopsticks. LH.

That dish was sliced into nice small pieces, was very chopstickable.

by LHGH2019 June 25, 2019

Craptastic

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

by Alison November 27, 2004

chopstick discrimination

When you are not noticeably Asian to the waiter/waitress at any oriental joint that you may decide to sit down and eat at, and they give you a fork and/or a fat spoon to eat your food with instead of chopsticks.

I went to that China Harbor the other day and the waiter came out with chopsticks at first but when he saw I was not one of them, he turned around and grabbed the oversized silverware instead. This type of chopstick discrimination is all too common!

by that\college\connect November 15, 2014

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Ching Chong Chopstick

The whole Asian language summed up into three words. in the most racist way possible.

“Hey Asian friend!”
“Hello!”
“Teach me some Asian! I already know a few words like Ching, Chong and Chopstick!”

“Ok! I wanna Ching Chong chopstick your dog!”

“😧”

by FoRTniTe SLayEr 3000 Warthog November 30, 2019