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Lightning Chonga Kush 

A very dank strain of marijuana originating in VA. Known to be forest green in color, this strain is optimized by the use of muscle relaxants to open the body to the lightning that is to ensue.
Pat: Yo tk! Tryna get that Lightning Chonga Kush??
TK: FUCK YEAH!!! That shit is sooo dank.

chimmie chonga 

A penis. A penis with red sauce and jalapeños scattered on the knob. Dickcheese is optional.
Chimmie chonga goes real with a side of dickcheese.

Chong Jojun Balsa 

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!
Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.

Lee Chong Wei 

He is the best badminton player in Malaysia.
Zul: Who is the best badminton player in Malaysia?
Daniel: Of course, Lee Chong Wei!
Lee Chong Wei by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023

Turbo Chong 

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.
"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"
Turbo Chong by Chongmeister February 10, 2012

Beg a Chong 

The action of asking a brother to have a go on his vape
Beg a Chong by Fredericans February 24, 2022