Chomo

A chomo is a hybrid to combine the words “child” and “molester.” The term originated as a prison slang word but is now popular amount playground moms.

Why is Mike so interested in my son? It’s not normal. He must be a chomo!

by Adrienochrome February 6, 2025

Chomo

/Chō-mō/

Slang Phrase meaning Chocolate Milk

"Mommy! Mommy! can we get some Chomo?!"

by Freak73 April 19, 2025

Chomo

Literally just hunter meagher born 2008 march 18 in melbourne

Hunter is the chomo god

by Markshawn November 16, 2025

Chomo Van

A windowless van driven by a child molester. It might even have a padlock on the back and maybe a cage or two inside. It might even have "free candy" spray painted on the side.

Yo... check that chomo van out. I can hear the screams already.

by Tall Davis January 1, 2012

chomo glasses

prison issued glasses for a child molester...hence chomo...you know the ones...big,brown, and cover a large portion of your face.

That DeLaSoul looking pedophile is sportin the chomo glasses....not so stylish

by kelsd August 14, 2011

Chomo the Clown

A chomo who specializes in making special guest appearances at childrens birthday parties. Often under the disguise of an employee from a party firm and will ask parents to leave the room while he or she shows the children some magic tricks.

Huh, I dont remember calling any party firm. But I guess a free clown is a free clown, and Chomo the Clown seems to really love the kids.

by Tom J Moore March 24, 2007

Chomo the Clown

A professional chomo who enjoys making special guest appearances at children's birthday parties.

Is he really doing this gig for free? Chomo the clown must really love kids to attend such a wild birthday party free of charge.

by Tom J Moore December 14, 2008