A windowless van driven by a child molester. It might even have a padlock on the back and maybe a cage or two inside. It might even have "free candy" spray painted on the side.
A chomo who specializes in making special guest appearances at childrens birthday parties. Often under the disguise of an employee from a party firm and will ask parents to leave the room while he or she shows the children some magic tricks.
Huh, I dont remember calling any party firm. But I guess a free clown is a free clown, and Chomo the Clown seems to really love the kids.