Crippled

Crippled is when someone is injured or is in large amounts of pain for large increments of time Crippled

Hay Mackenna your a crippled human being

by livvv604 November 9, 2017

cripple fight

a cripple fight is a fight between 2 cripple's is called a cripple fight as used on South Park usually involving the items that help the cripple's live out there lives to some normallity such as a wheelchair or crutches

Cartman (on a mic in a supermarket):CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!

by Crazyd September 20, 2005

cripple spot

Parking space reserved for the disabled.

"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"

by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009

anal nipple cripple

the act of giving a sexual partner a nipple cripple (the twisting/tweaking and/or general fondling of the the erogenous nipples and surrounding area), whilst simultaneously delivering anal sex. this increases both tension and overall pleasure at the point of orgasm.

damn, this anal pounding is not nearly satisfactory enough to fulfil my sexual desires. if you’d give me an anal nipple cripple, i’d be sure to scream out in pleasure!

by breakingbad January 3, 2013

a crippled pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate

by john johnson June 17, 2006

chipper

One who enjoys the art of plugging away at something until they have succeeded against all the odds.

Steve is at the pub and spots a hot chick on the dance floor. He approaches her and askes her to come home with him and is denied. Feeling really down he goes off and gets her a triple burbon and coke and gets his mate to give it to her. She drinks it, and then he approaches her again. This time she throws her arms and legs around him and says yes, take me know handsome prince. Nice work chipper!!!

by C-Ali February 20, 2007

Chipper Jones

In terms of baseball, about as consistent as they come. Plays for the Atlanta Braves.

Chipper is a lock for +.300 average 100 rbi and quiet, solid play.

by bud selig March 9, 2004