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chipotle

v.verb: the act of exploding fiery blackbeans, meat, rice, and appropriate mexican toppings out of your asshole as a result of eating chipotle burritos. Commonly referred to as diarrea.
After going to Chipotle n. with her friend Michele, Nicole chipotle'd both her pants and her parents bathroom for 2 days straight.
by blackbeans :) November 23, 2010
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chipotlegasm

1.The feeling experienced by the orderer of a Chipotle buritto when the orderer watches the people at Chipotle Mexican Grill assemble his/her burrito.

2. The feeling experience felt when taking the first few bites of a Chipotle buritto.
" Dude when they were rolling my burtito, I had such a big chipotlegasm that people started giving me funny looks."

"I had a huge chipotlegasm when the hot explosion of beef, guac, rice, salsa, and love from my Chipotle burrito entered my mouth."
by The Miles Finch December 27, 2009
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chipoltease

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.
"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"
by Maniak September 3, 2007
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chipotlegasm

the act of having an orgasm due to the idea of chipotle.
Yesterday, on the way to chipotle I had a chipotlegasm.
by ashleyyyyyyyyyy March 15, 2009
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Chipotle

1) Fast food Mexican restaurant in America
2) To Chipotle = to take a massive dump, also the emphasis is on the last part of word, sounding like Chipotlë.
2) I really need to Chipotle, I hope there is a Starbucks nearby.
2) Chipotlë!

2) I just Chipotlëd a bit in my pants
by JoeTheChip October 10, 2015
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chipotle

A fast food resturant that is the best food in all of the US( because we are so fucking fat)but its still the best food ever.
Refering to heavenly stress-free food varying from burritos to tacos to quesodillas to salads to chips and salsa, anything you eat there I can garentee you will be satisfied
"God damnit what is this food!" "Its CHIPOTLE!"
"how has that kid from England never tried Chipotle? What a douchebag!"
by Jake the fox April 14, 2007
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Chipotle baby

When you eat an entire Chipotle burrito and your bloated and feel like you are pregnant.
"After I finished my lunch, I had a Chipotle Baby"
by Brooky GStone January 8, 2013
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