Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

bag chiping

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'

FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>

by taskmaster September 14, 2009

Lumfao chikin

How much lumfao could a lumfao chikin lumfao if a lumfao chikin could lumfao?

The one with the power to vanquish the lumfao chikin approaches... born to those who have thrice defied it, born as the seventh month dies... and the lumfao chikin will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the lumfao chikin knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the lumfao chikin will be born as the seventh month dies....

by B17ch July 15, 2018

national choking month!

choke your partner while you kiss them day

(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)

girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.

girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!

by uwumaker3000 October 23, 2019

Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout

Like a 40 year old man

choking a girl scout -

No matter what that girl scout did
That 40 year old man is in the wrong

And will be seen as the bad guy .

Due to him being older and stronger

He should show more restraint and be the bigger person and lead by example.

Mildred: Harvey you as wrong Like a 40 year old man choking a girl scout.

Harvey : I don't care

by Blu_leef December 1, 2022

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

choking the gopher

A slang term meaning for a man to "jack-off" or "masterbate."

"OH MY GOD,that guy was totally choking the gopher when i walked in the room!"

by Trixi Star February 6, 2009