chelmsford

a small dreary south east english town in essex that is surpringly catholic. it has what the locals call a river! the chelmer, not a river as such more like a trickle of piss.it is a very clean town however and the people couldnt care less. when the british media is bored or run out of zenophopic crap to say about france they normally turn on essex which is all bullshit. essex is not full of slags white vans or chavs it has the best chippies in the world and the best fish i have ever tasted and im irish!. the park is absolutley glorious and very well looked after, the town is a bit too flowery for normal tastes but at least its not a grey tower block estate. and it has had the hottest weather i have ever seen 96 degrees plus. the bars are cool and very safe and the people are nice but the drink is stinkin.

wanna go to chelmsford for a holiday?
na mate, its shite theres fuck all in it.

by da original playa June 11, 2006

Chemo

A chemo is somebody who is a combination between a chav and an emo. They are as bad as both, in "fashion" sence and in their behaviour.

A chemo, scum of the earth of course. Worse than both an emo and chav, they're the worst of the worst.
Chav, emo, chemo

by BT Nexus May 3, 2006

chemo camel

The result of a woman letting her previously shaved vagina grow for a few days. It basically looks like a 5 o'clock shadow.

"I was getting ready to go down on that girl, and she definitely had a chemo camel!"

"It was all good until I found out that the stripper I brought home had a chemo camel"

by Vintage00 December 9, 2008

fuck you, chelios!

Inspired by the "Crank 2" movie... this guy is soooo annoying, and sometimes runs the stupid role so
hard, that all you think about, is telling him to fuck himself. This guy is the Chev Chelios type, minus the
high octane desire to wipe out all those who wronged him. You just want to lock him up in the trunk of his
car. Definitely, his name becomes "Chelios", when he's annoyed you.

Guy1:Look, man, I don't have the money... I will pay you next time.
Guy 2: You dont? Fuck you, Chelios!

by They Sly One May 7, 2018

Chemo

Chavs that have followed the trend of recent times and have metamorphed into emos. Part of this being attending communal self-harm sessions, and hating life.... but still wearing Burberry for Girls Perfume/carrying a crowbar.

So Chavvy Emos. Who would have thought these two worlds could collide?

Chemo:
- Have you ever seen this person? They dress eclectically, have Fallout Boy and Sean Paul on the same playlist, and cannot decide whether they want to harm others or harm themselves.
If a teacher shouts at them they are unsure whether to go home and cry black tears, or take out their flick-blade and get themselves two years in juvy.

by Clarch September 19, 2006

Chelmsford

One of the most boring town to grow up in, its o.k. till you are like 10, then you're like... THIS SUCKS!!! but your parents like it... so you have to stay...

Chelmsford has good schools, you'll go to college, then come back and be nothing like me... Don't you have town spirit?

by The Vagabond December 17, 2003

Chelios

A person you really hate/despise. Someone who is also hard to get rid of.

Used to call someone when ordinary curse words just don't cover it.

Usually located at the end of a sentence.

Used to spice up conversations. Used to replace some words that you have previously said and don't want to make yourself look like an idiot.

Has a sort of Spanish ring to it, may be used to make people think you know some spanish.

Originated from the movie Crank 2. Often times the bad guys would yell out Chelios name, mostly in hate/disgust. Chev Chelios being the main character in the movie. After hearing it a few times in the movie, it starts to feel more like a curse word then the characters name.

You fucking Chelios!
You're dead Chelios.
Fuck you Chelios.
Bitch ass Chelios

You fucker.
You Chelios.

You: What's up, Chelios
Friend: Huh what?

See Chev Chelios in Crank 2: High Voltage

by GrkManga May 4, 2009