Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.

He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.

by JJ4ever February 11, 2022

cheesedick

A guy with no game who makes girls feel uncomfortable, commonly found in clubs, bars, and frat parties. Usually tries to emulate Sopronos characters, but fails miserably.

Wow that guy with to much gel in his hair looks like a real cheesedick.

by Martin Donovan December 8, 2006

cheesefish

An originally Slovenian food that looks like a fried filet of fish and is usually served with tartar sauce and a lemon, like fish would be. However, when you take the first bite you realize the terrible truth: it's cheese. Fried cheese.

"So how was dinner last night with Lori and her parents?"
"Not so good, playa. They pulled the old cheesefish switcheroo on me."
"Oh shit man! You fell for that one again? That's rough!"

by Nick D October 27, 2003

cheesedick

An imbecilic individual, usually a male person, who generally does not lack in mental prowess but is sorely lacking in charisma and the social skill necessary to apply his intellect in a useful, practical or agreeable manner.

Justin Gilmartin is a huge cheesedick

by JGisaCheeseDICK October 23, 2011

cheesenut

Someone who is dip-shit.

Dude, you are a cheesenut!

by Jim Thompson December 14, 2008

Cheesepizzak

Cheesepizzak, it means eating a piss pizza with shit and cheese on it.

James “Hey man wanna try a Cheesepizzak?”

Brian “What’s that?”

James “You eat a piss pizza with shit and cheese on i-“

Brian “Im in.”

by cheesepizzak April 24, 2022

cheesefire

When a discussion/debate turns into a fight, you stop for a moment and flash a friendly smile at the other person to lighten up the things a bit. Non-military version of 'ceasefire' with the word 'cheese' used to denote a smile.

Jenny: Enough of this bullshit. Now you know why I don't talk with you very often.
Rob: cheesefire (Flashes a smile)

by Ye110wJacket October 11, 2012